| » (1) Ignorance Is No Disgrace |
| The little brother of an Army radar operator asked: "Jim, tell me how does a radar work?"
"The radar transmitter emits brief impulses of electromagnetic waves which are reflected from the targe ... |
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| » (2) Overexposure |
| One private asked another: "How did you manage to get arrested by MPs, Mac?"
"Well, I was out very late on a binge with a friend and he advised me to take off my uniform and shoes when I got to ... |
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| » (3) Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations |
| Friendly fire - isn't.
Recoilless rifles - aren't.
Suppressive fires - won't.
You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
A sucking chest wound is Nature ... |
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| » (4) A Returned Favor From Warsaw |
| This has got to be the all-time classic comeback. Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio(NPR)interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to ... |
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| » (5) Diagnosis |
| "You've got a touch of pneumonia," said the medical officer after examining the new enlistee.
"Are you sure, sir?" queried one worried man. "I have known people in civvy street to be told they ... |
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| » (6) Giving sad news to a troop |
| |The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning forma... ... |
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| » (7) Requesting a three day pass |
| |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do somethin... ... |
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| » (8) Giving very odd excuses |
| |The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but mi... ... |
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| » (9) Change your course now |
| |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Op... ... |
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| » (10) Recruiting any and all pilots |
| |The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened... ... |
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