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Joke Categories :  Animals  Aviation  Bar Jokes  Blind Jokes  Blonde Jokes  Business  Celebrities  Children  Computers  Ethnic Jokes  Farmers  Food Jokes  Golf Jokes  Indians  Insults  Lawyers  Love Jokes  Math Jokes  Medical  Men  Military  Miscellaneous  Music  Old Age  One Liners  Police Jokes  Political  Redneck  Relationships  School  Science  Sick Jokes  Sports  Star Wars  True Stories  Women  Work Jokes  Yo Mama	Home » Category » Math Jokes ( 1 ) [ 2 ] [ 3 ] Next Page » » (1) Equal positive integers |Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (positive intege... ... Added on : 14-Mai-2006 Added by : (Oddity) Viewed : 327 times » (2) Numbers equal zero |Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2 = aba^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)a + b = ba = 0Furthermore if a + b = b, and a = b, then b + b = b, and 2... ... Added on : 14-Mai-2006 Added by : (Oddity) Viewed : 316 times » (3) Three is equal to four |Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3cAfter reorganizing:4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3cTake the constants out of the brackets:4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c... ... Added on : 14-Mai-2006 Added by : (Oddity) Viewed : 308 times » (4) Dollars equal cents |Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ = 100c= (10c)^2= (0.1$)^2= 0.01$= 1cHere $ means dollars and c means cents. This one is scary in that I have seen Ph... ... Added on : 14-Mai-2006 Added by : (Oddity) Viewed : 303 times » (5) Dollars equal ten cents |Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents=> $ 1/100 = 1 centTake square root both side=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)=> $ 1/10 = 1 cent Mul... ... Added on : 14-Mai-2006 Added by : (Oddity) Viewed : 308 times » (6) N equals N plus one |Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2 - n(2n+1)Adding 1/4(2n+1)^... ... Added on : 14-Mai-2006 Added by : (Oddity) Viewed : 318 times » (7) One plus one are two |Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n - 2) = n(2n - 2)n(2n - 2) - n(2n - 2) = 0(n - n)(2n - 2) = 02n(n - n) - 2(n - n) = 02n - 2 = 02n = 2n + n = 2or setting n = 11 + 1 = 2 ... Added on : 14-Mai-2006 Added by : (Oddity) Viewed : 321 times » (8) Four is equal to five |Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 - 36 = 25 - 454^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*54^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4(4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^24 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/24 = 5 ... Added on : 14-Mai-2006 Added by : (Oddity) Viewed : 325 times » (9) All numbers are equal |Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Thena + b = t(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)a^2 - b^2 = ta - tba^2 - ta = b^2 - tba^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + (t^2)/4(... ... Added on : 14-Mai-2006 Added by : (Oddity) Viewed : 325 times » (10) One is negative one |Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1) = 1^ = -1Also one can disprove the axiom that things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.1 = sqrt(1)-1 = sqrt(1)Ther... ... Added on : 14-Mai-2006 Added by : (Oddity) Viewed : 312 times	Search Advanced Search Joke of the moment A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the first. To her surprise, the dog answers "My name's Huey and I'm having a great day going in and out of ...... Statistics Number of joke posters : 4 Number of jokes : 10738 Number of pictures : 2
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