| » (1) Wife isn't in the car |
| |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone ... ... |
| Added on : 14-Mai-2006 |
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| » (2) Settling a cow case |
| |A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted ... ... |
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| » (3) I flattened your cat |
| |Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and con... ... |
| Added on : 14-Mai-2006 |
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| » (4) How are you doing? |
| |A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately experiences mechanical problems with the automobile. The car stalls and the tourist parks the car by the sid... ... |
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| » (5) Celebrating an event |
| |An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Let's have a party, Ho... ... |
| Added on : 14-Mai-2006 |
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| » (6) Pig misunderstanding |
| |Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Think... ... |
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| » (7) Winning Nobel prize |
| |A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standin... ... |
| Added on : 14-Mai-2006 |
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| » (8) Gathering chickens |
| |The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different direct... ... |
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| » (9) Lacking all religion |
| |A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of t... ... |
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| » (10) Giving away a horse |
| |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the house... ... |
| Added on : 14-Mai-2006 |
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