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| » (1) Doctor's Notes 8 |
| A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady... ... |
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| » (2) Doctor's Notes 7 |
| A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly de... ... |
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| » (3) Doctor's Notes 6 |
| I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste" the patient replied. I then asked to ... ... |
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| » (4) Doctor's Notes 5 |
| While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered... "Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband ... ... |
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| » (5) Doctor's Notes 4 |
| I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfect... ... |
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| » (6) Doctor's Notes 2 |
| At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorse the patient. ... |
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| » (7) Doctor's Notes 3 |
| One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the fami... ... |
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| » (8) Why did the nurse go to art school? |
| Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood! ... |
| Added on : 14-Mai-2006 |
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| » (9) Doctor's Notes 1 |
| A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I no... ... |
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| » (10) College |
| It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year?s rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicin... ... |
| Added on : 14-Mai-2006 |
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